It's actually called "De King Is Born Today."  Donna McAfee and I were thinking kind of Jamaican when we wrote it.  There are several recordings and youtubes of the song, but of course, I like ours the best.  These videos, from a show at Vitello's in North Hollywood, were  shot by the great Sherry Barnett,

"I Guess There Ain't No Santa Claus" is a suave yet poor-me lyric by Johnny Mercer with music added by also-suave Barry Manilow (another desert resident, by the way).  Clydene is featured and is clearly feeling it.